11.03.2007

I give in.

Ok, I'm ready to move.

I really think I've stuck it out longer than anyone really thought I would living in this neighborhood. But now I come home after picking up my youngest child from school, walk around the side of the house (because the latch on the gate leading to my front door is broken) and am stopped dead in my tracks with my six year old when we come across a very well-endowed tan vibrator in the middle of the path.

And really, what could I say to her? After collecting myself, I dragged her around the house and back up towards the other side where my door is and brush off her question. She goes and tells her sister there is a weird 'hot dog' in the yard which is 'upsetting Mommy'.

It's still sitting there. I've contemplated calling the landlord to remove it but I don't know...doesn't seem like the conversation I'd really want to have with him. I'd pick it up with gloves or something myself if I wasn't completely grossed out thinking about which crackwhore's ass it's been stuck in before it landed in my yard, or what they were doing in my yard in the first place with it. Besides, I've gone without sex for WAY too long to end up picking up some STD by carrying someone else's used vibe to the garbage can.

7.30.2007

double whammy

More to come soon

hard to type with wrist guards on a laptop :(

7.27.2006

Goodbye, Blogger.

Due to the daily server outages and other technical problems with Blogspot, I've decided to change blog servers. I've used Blogspot to host Witless Nude for over a year now and I still love it, but it's clearly time to move on.

The new blog is can be found at http://lelia5150.wordpress.com

All posts/comments from here have been imported to wordpress so there won't be much of a change. Unfortunately, they do not allow template customization at this time so the look will be alot different. Hopefully I can find a theme that won't annoy me too much. At the moment there is some green chick...she's ok. The rest of the page I can't stand though.

Expect it all to change soon.

I'll be deleting this blog in it's entirety off this server within the next week...

Thanks for reading my ranting shit!

7.26.2006

My penis.

Your Penis Name Is...

Thrill Drill

Horoscopes For Today: 7/26/2006
Tentative plans for travel, social events or family gatherings are starting to come together right now, so use your great communication skills to get everyone on the same page. Emails, phone calls and good old-fashioned face-to-face conversations need to happen soon if things are going to go according to plan. There's a narrow window of opportunity right now -- people's calendars are going to be crowded soon, so act today to prevent scheduling conflicts.


I've been saying for days now that I do not want to have anything to do with any social events. My horoscope keeps saying I do. At this point, I want proof, certified, notorized, that I am in fact an Aries. I wonder how many Aries are INFP. Probably not too many.

Let's review an INFP:

Portrait of an INFP - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving(Introverted
Feeling with Extraverted Intuition)

The Idealist

As an INFP, your primary mode of living is focused internally, where
you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit into
your personal value system. Your secondary mode is external, where you
take things in primarily via your intuition.

INFPs, more than other iNtuitive Feeling types, are focused on making
the world a better place for people. Their primary goal is to find out their
meaning in life. What is their purpose? How can they best serve humanity in
their lives? They are idealists and perfectionists, who drive themselves hard in
their quest for achieving the goals they have identified for themselves

INFPs are highly intuitive about people. They rely heavily on their
intuitions to guide them, and use their discoveries to constantly search
for value in life. They are on a continuous mission to find the truth
and meaning underlying things. Every encounter and every piece of
knowledge gained gets sifted through the INFP's value system, and is
evaluated to see if it has any potential to help the INFP define or
refine their own path in life. The goal at the end of the path is always
the same - the INFP is driven to help people and make the world a better
place.

Generally thoughtful and considerate, INFPs are good listeners and put
people at ease. Although they may be reserved in expressing emotion, they have a
very deep well of caring and are genuinely interested in understanding people.
This sincerity is sensed by others, making the INFP a valued friend and
confidante. An INFP can be quite warm with people he or she knows well.

INFPs do not like conflict, and go to great lengths to avoid it. If
they must face it, they will always approach it from the perspective of their
feelings. In conflict situations, INFPs place little importance on who is right
and who is wrong. They focus on the way that the conflict makes them feel, and
indeed don't really care whether or not they're right. They don't want
to feel badly. This trait sometimes makes them appear irrational and
illogical in conflict situations. On the other hand, INFPs make very
good mediators, and are typically good at solving other people's
conflicts, because they intuitively understand people's perspectives and
feelings, and genuinely want to help them.

INFPs are flexible and laid-back, until one of their values is
violated. In the face of their value system being threatened, INFPs can
become aggressive defenders, fighting passionately for their cause. When an
INFP has adopted a project or job which they're interested in, it usually
becomes a "cause" for them. Although they are not detail-oriented
individuals, they will cover every possible detail with determination and
vigor when working for their "cause".

When it comes to the mundane etails of life maintenance, INFPs are
typically completely unaware of such things. They might go for long periods
without noticing a stain on the carpet, but carefully and meticulously brush a
speck of dust off of their project booklet.

INFPs do not like to deal with hard facts and logic.
Their focus on their feelings and the Human Condition makes it difficult for
them to deal with impersonal judgment. They don't understand or believe
in the validity of impersonal judgment, which makes them naturally
rather ineffective at using it. Most INFPs will avoid impersonal
analysis, although some have developed this ability and are able to be
quite logical. Under stress, it's not uncommon for INFPs to mis-use hard
logic in the heat of anger, throwing out fact after (often inaccurate)
fact in an emotional outburst.

INFPs have very high standards and are perfectionists.
Consequently, they are usually hard on themselves, and don't give themselves
enough credit. INFPs may have problems working on a project in a group,
because their standards are likely to be higher than other members' of the
group. In group situations, they may have a "control" problem. The INFP
needs to work on balancing their high ideals with the requirements of every
day living. Without resolving this conflict, they will never be happy with
themselves, and they may become confused and paralyzed about what to do with
their lives.

INFPs are usually talented writers. They may be awkard and
uncomfortable with expressing themselves verbally, but have a wonderful
ability to define and express what they're feeling on paper. INFPs also
appear frequently in social service professions, such as counselling or
teaching. They are at their best in situations where they're working towards
the public good, and in which they don't need to use hard logic.

INFPs who function in their well-developed sides can accomplish great
and wonderful things, which they will rarely give themselves credit for.
Some of the great, humanistic catalysts in the world have been INFPs.

Jungian functional
preference ordering:
Dominant: Introverted
FeelingAuxiliary: Extraverted
IntuitionTertiary: Introverted
SensingInferior:
Extraverted
Thinking

Now...I've been tested a million times and no matter what I do I always test INFP. I may not like it, but that's what I am. I'm the pretty princess who wants to save the world and please don't hurt my feelings. I may fake something else most of the time, but this is what I have always tested to be.

With that said here's an Aries:

Aries Personality Profile
The Aries person seeks adventure and has
unusually high energy level. Pioneering, Aries will be the first to take a risk.
There were no doubt, a lot of Aries day traders when that first became popular
for example.

Aries is also a very dynamic person and can easily draw attention to
themselves when they enter a room. Make no mistake, an Aries person will be on
of the first to risk their life to save yours, and also the first to get really
mad at you for putting yourself at risk in the first place!

Money and fame many times find this zodiac sign, and lots of famous people
share your sun sign. Don't be surprised if the Aries in your life has big dreams
and plans for a bright future. Make sure you check out the list of famous Aries
people on the left, it is not a complete list either, but it is rather large.

Similar? I think not.

Anyway, on to other things. My internet at home works. Yay. Just in time for a class last night that was so stupid I 'accidentally' got disconnected. Some guy was in the 'room' lecturing about how to stay safe meeting people online. He was another student, mind you. Even the teacher was annoyed. I had never considered school a dating service before but apparently he does.

Aislin did not have a good day yesterday. Her med dosage was doubled (1/2 tab to 1 tab now). I got a letter this morning from he school saying "Aislin was extremely unresponsive today. She asked to lie down at 10:15 and could not even get up for lunch. If she cannot participate, she cannot be here." She was fine at home and still had problems sleeping but...

Nice. I have a call into her doctor but her doc is moving to the east coast and this is her last week...hopefully she will call back soon.

A co-worker friend of mine had posted signs all around our area that said something along the lines of respect your co-workers, no cell phones here please. There are many people that park themselves right in front of her cubicle and talk very loudly on their cell phones. Mind you, they don't do it at their own desks, or in their own department's areas. Someone just complained about it and made her take them all down...stating that HR had to approve any and all signs posted in common areas. How lame is that? God this place is a joke.

7.25.2006

Beach Pictures






Three found dead in downtown hotels

[Updated: 12:30 p.m. Tuesday] Authorities said they've have found three people dead in downtown single-room occupancy hotels Tuesday. The body of the third person was found at the Hotel Congress near the corner of 12th and I streets, police said.

Sacramento Fire Capt. James Doucette said all three people have died in very hot rooms that were not air conditioned. Precise causes of death are not yet known.

"We're concerned about what is going on," Doucette said. "We have a couple community centers that will hopefully stay open longer than usual."

Police and firefighters will be going to single-room occupancy hotels Tuesday to talk to managers about making sure residents are being monitored, he said.

Doucette said city public safety officials will be meeting this afternoon with Sacramento Sheriff's officials to discuss a county-wide plan of safe-guarding vulnerable people from heat-related deaths.

Earlier Tuesday, two elderly men were found dead at the Golden Hotel near 10th and J Streets, police said, and authorities were investigating whether the heat may have been a factor in their deaths.

"It is under investigation as a natural death, but it may be heated related. The coroner is looking into that," Police Sgt. Terrell Marshall said of the men found at the Golden Hotel.

One man was described as being 80 years old and white, the other was a 79-year-old Latino.

Fake Zombies Arrested On WMD Charges

MINNEAPOLIS -- Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting "simulated weapons of mass destruction."

Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night.

"They were arrested for behavior that was suspicious and disturbing," said Lt. Gregory Reinhardt, a police spokesman. Police also said the group was uncooperative and intimidated people with their "ghoulish" makeup.

One group member said the "weapons" were actually backpacks modified to carry a homemade stereos and were jailed without reason. None of the six adults and one juvenile arrested have been charged

"Given the circumstance of them being uncooperative ... why would you have those (bags) if not to intimidate people?" said Inspector Janee Harteau. "It's not a case of (police) overreacting."

Harteau also said police were on high alert because they'd gotten a bulletin about men who wear clown makeup while attacking and robbing people in other states.

Kate Kibby, one of those arrested, said previous zombie dance parties at the Mall of America and on light-rail trains have occurred without incident. Last fall, nearly 200 people took part in a "zombie pub crawl" in northeast Minneapolis.

Kibby said they were cooperative and followed the two officers to the station where they were questioned and eventually loaded into a van and booked into jail.

"It was clear to us that they were trying to get a rise out of us," KIbby said.

Members of the group could face lesser charges like disorderly conduct, police said

You put the R in Retarded

Horoscopes For Today: 7/25/2006
If you've been waiting for a jump start to your social life, today brings good news! All signs point to a fantastic new beginning. Things might not be quite ready to move forward today, but they'll start soon. It's all about moving slowly but surely, so remember what they say -- anything worth having is worth waiting for. Luckily, a big payoff is due today in another area of your life,
and it's one you should share. In fact, you would be wise to build a group social event around it.

Ironic, since I'm feeling more and more inclined to not have a social life. No group social event sounds even remotely entertaining or enjoyable. I just want to c-h-i-l-l.

I'm really effin' sleepy.

My car is disgustingly trashed from the little trip to the beach -- spent 20 minutes this morning dumping garbage out of it. After I tossed out all the water bottles and food wrappers it looked even worse. The girls got food crumbs everywhere in the backseat. At least the garbage covered it up. School starts tomorrow...hopefully my internet will be up and running by the time I get home so I don't start the quarter out by missing a lecture first thing. It's just an little pre-req for the school, not something I care about, but might as well get it out of the way correctly and it has to be completed before the start of the quarter. The lectures for the rest of my classes are on Sundays so tonite is the only thing I have to worry about for now. I have a partner-in-crime passed out on my couch waiting for the cable guy to come and fix it all. Hopefully it will go smoooooothly.

So...sometime last week I went to Arco Arena to see the Lippanzer Stallions with Aislin. We had tickets to the suite and were the only people who went. So it was me, her, and the entire suite all to ourselves. We sat on the balcony and left the lights off inside (because it's polite...). About 15 minutes after we sat down a security guard came up to us to and checked my ticket. I had no problem with this. He checked it, radioed his supervisor that the ticket was OK and then left. 10 minutes later he came back. I was annoyed at this point and again, he checked my ticket and then called down to his supervisor to tell him that the ticket was fine (keep in mind that you HAVE to have the correct ticket to enter a suite -- the door is unlocked with the barcode on your ticket.) He left again. A few more minutes pass and he returns again, with another guard. First, they ask that I sit inside the suite instead of on the balcony. I asked why. He said he didn't know. I asked if he was making everyone in the arena on the balcony sit inside. He said no. I refused to move. The other guard that came with him took my ticket and pointed out that I was supposed to be in seats 1 and 2. I told him there are no seat numbers in a suite something he should know if he worked there. He agreed but took my tickets down to his supervisor. Before he returned with my ticket a third guard approached me and I totally went off on him before he even had a chance to say boo. Eventually, they gave me my ticket back and said everything was fine, but I was so annoyed by this point that we left about 30 minutes later.

This morning when I got to work I had voicemail from Phillip MacDougall, the Sacramento Kings Director of Season Ticket Services (quite a title, eh?). We played phone tag for a bit, but when I finally spoke to him he was very apologetic which was cool. I'm pretty easy going and so I told him that if something would have been explained to me or made sense about the problems (apparently the horses were spooked by people on the sides of the arena) then I would have been A-OK, but everyone was rude and acted like I didn't belong there because I was alone in a suite that I've been in numerous times. So -- he is supposedly mailing me a $50 gift card to the Kings store (present for my mom I guess...) and wants to 'put me and my friends in a suite for a Monarch's game and buy us all dinner'. I don't care for the Monarch's but free food and a suite for my friends is awesome.

7.24.2006

stress stress stress stress

Horoscopes For Today: 7/24/2006
The encouragement you've been waiting for finally makes its presence known today. You might not recognize it right away, but don't worry -- you'll definitely get another chance to when you're better prepared. People are looking out for you, and waiting to give you help whenever you need it. You're a big part of someone's life -- and today you may start to understand how big. A group outing encourages you to get out of your comfort zone a bit more, which can only be a good thing.

The only encouragement that I've been waiting for would come in the form of a check -- and I'm pretty sure it's not coming again today. I don't know who is looking out for me and I can't see anyway I'd be a big part of anyone's life without feeling really bad for them. I'm barely keeping my head above water and if someone tried to help me out I'm fairly certain I'd just pull them under with me. And for god's sake - no group outings.

On the flip side, I'm losing weight. Of course, it's 100% due to stress, but at least there is a bright side to it. I have zero appetite and the little I manage to eat I haven't really been able to keep down. I'm sure the heat doesn't help but...

Went to the beach this weekend since it was a million degrees or something this weekend. I have pictures that I'll upload maybe tomorrow. We showed up at Andrew's house in San Jose to surprise Lhiannan and picked her up and brought her, too. Aislin was excited to see her sister for the first time in about a month.

Took Aislin to the doctor this morning. They are doubling her medication. Thursday she got into trouble for kicking a kid in the head and punching him in the mouth. Then she turned around and hit and kicked a teacher as well. I have no idea what she is thinking when she does this stuff -- she said she did it because the teacher hurt her feelings... Maybe the higher dosage of meds will help. If it doesn't, there is another newer medication that I'd like to try but apparently Aislin's doctor is moving to the east coast and this is her last week at Kaiser...will be difficult to start the whole process over with a new doctor.