Slow motion for all

Horoscopes For Today: 7/21/2006
Like confetti falling all around you, there are many trivial dramas fluttering about -- and they're equally celebratory. Good news is everywhere today, but most of it will affect the people around you more than it will affect you -- so be wary of the green-eyed monster showing up when you least expect it. The good fortunes of others may become downright annoying as the day continues, but try to remember that good things come to those who wait, and every good dog has its day.

I have the absolute worst hiccups. I can't even type. Bleh.