Imagine that you wake up one morning...

...and realize you are married to the most ignorant human being on the planet? What do you do?

I went to the grocery store at lunch time to get some food and there in the check-out line amongst all the magazines is some tabloid with George and Laura Bush on the cover proclaiming that the couple is secretly attending marriage counseling. Imagine that? Poor, stupid woman.

I laughed until the other people in line looked at me funny.