5.31.06

Horoscopes For Today: 5/31/2006
Sometimes, the right way to do something is the easiest way to do something -- who are you trying to impress, anyway? The long way around is likely to get you lost \(or at least distracted\), so look for a shortcut. There's really no crime is cutting corners here and there -- and no one will be the wiser. If your trick is discovered, you'll be admired more than reprimanded. You should utilize your ingenuity. After all, everyone else does!

Today is officially a blah, somber day. The phones are off today. Most everyone’s last day at NHP is tomorrow but they are all spending today packing. It’s sad and mostly quiet here. I’m tired. I went to bed at a nearly decent hour but couldn’t get comfortable and just flopped around for an hour or so before I passed out. I blame this on the lack of my human pillow for the evening. Oh well, I guess I’ll get over it. Then at about 2 am I was woken up by my completely insane kitten biting my lip. I swear I thought someone was actually piercing my lip. I have no idea what possessed her to come into my room in the complete dark, find my face and then bite my lip while I was asleep but…she was airborne pretty fast and I locked myself in my room the rest of the night. I had weird fucked up dreams all night long. In one I was in some weird house with a bunch of strange animals (like bats, etc.) and I was locked in the ‘feeding area’ with them. In another my dad had this awesome microwave that had a cappuccino button. When you push that button it makes you a cup of coffee – even the ceramic cup.

I keep thinking I’ve forgotten something important today and I have no idea what it is…