Random shit I keep forgetting

To start with, my plant is dying. It looks sadder in person, I swear. The big healthy leaves that you see are actually one of the kids bean plants that is wrapping around the dying plant.


Secondly, I forgot that we took pictures of my desk on my birthday. Someone went all out. I'm guessing it was Sonia? But they're all secretive and whatnot.


Also, I forgot that I wanted to post this conversation because it was just funny. Name deleted to protect the not-so-innocent.:

From: stephanie
Date: Apr 5, 2006 11:49 PM

I can kick both batman AND superman's asses with my hands tied behind my back AND while wearing those little geisha shoes.

Take that!

From:
Date: Apr 5, 2006 11:58 PM

Oh yeah? What if the Joker and Lex Luther were sneak'n up on ya and you didn't know it and then once you realized it, it was too late and then the batmobile lost its wheel and the joker got away? Betchya the geisha shoes aren't such a good idea.

Karate! Chop! (insert accent)

My watch just beeped and so then happy birthday to you lady.

From: stephanie
Date: Apr 6, 2006 12:01 AM

holy beejesus! happy bday to me!

I could take em. those shoes are made of wood. and they make pointy toes. yep
i could kick ass japan style

From:
Date: Apr 6, 2006 12:10 AM

What if some dude in a jesus dress came sneaking up from behind? And what if he could kick ass japan style. What if he was a proficiant master in the acient oriental art of karaoke? What if he knew Pad Thai or Moo Goo Gai Pan? And all of them had geisha shoes, then what would you do?

Personally, being a third degree Perry Ellis belt myself, I would choose to take out the biggest guy with my chinese throwing pot stickers and then whip out my sushi and chop fuckers up! That''s how I'd do it. True Japan style.

From: stephanie
Date: Apr 6, 2006 12:19 AM

i would tickle jesus and then play the 'ima girl' card.

win win either way.

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I fell asleep after that, so I don't know if there was a good rebuttal.

Also, I want to take this time to formally ask Josh to stop taking 8,000 pictures of himself and then saving them on my computer. If you haven't noticed, I keep deleting them. Seriously, they all look the same with photoshop. Now I know why the battery in my camera is always dead.

My downstairs neighbor moved her kid from the room under mine to the room under my kids. She plays very, very, very, very, very loud rap music all day long. How can the love of my life, Steve Burns, compete with that shit? I mean, c'mon now. "We are gonna play blues clues...because we're really smart!" sung to a vibrating floor. The beats aren't even close to the same.

I've been told I have to work every other Saturday indefinitely. I'll never need to go to a gym again. Not that I ever did, but still...

I went to Fairytale town Sunday morning and tried to take a nap in Robin Hood's chair in the Sherwood Forest. Terrible thing to do. The donkey there still hates me.

I had other things to say, but for the life of me I can't remember what they were.