4.03.06

Horoscopes For Today: 4/3/2006
Maybe you have your eye on a promotion at
work. Maybe your ambition is pointing you in another direction altogether. Are
you considering changing workplaces entirely? Or maybe you've been nursing some
sweet dreams of a career switch. Whatever your goals, today is a good day for
moving forward. Don't forget: An important step toward realizing your ambitions
is to be realistic about what's really happening now.

I’m realistic about the fact that everyone is getting fired now. Are we pretending that I have a choice about the ‘changing workplaces entirely’ thing?

Bah. This weather is really starting to get to me. I can’t remember the last time it wasn’t raining. It’s downright depressing. I’m tired of stepping in puddles, of bad hair days (do you realize what this weather does to the white-girl-afro?), of mud, of the constant stream of water pouring off my roof (no gutters anywhere on my house), of bad drivers, of not knowing where the hell my umbrella is, of staying indoors or in cars.

I want to take a nice walk without rain. I want my street to stop flooding.