4.11.06

Horoscopes For Today: 4/11/2006
You've done a good job lately. Yes you have.
Haven't you? Be honest: You have! So stop pushing. You've gathered a whole heck
of a lot of momentum and you can darned well let yourself coast. Not only can
you, but you should. It will save gas for later on when you might need an extra
push. So put your feet up and take a long, drawn-out, well-deserved breath. Give
those tired doggies a rest!

That’s right, just scratch me like a puppy. These horoscopes are getting lamer everyday. Maybe they hired someone new to write them. I can tell that the author of this is freebasing Prozac. It did remind me though, that my car is just about out of gas and the only money I’ve got is spare change. Thankfully payday is tomorrow.

The book fair at work is today. I should be glad that I’m broke since I always spend too much money on those things.

Today, finally, I was able to wear shoes other than my CTs or a pair of boots. I’m excited. I even dressed like a girl today. Of course, it is honestly just part of my passive aggressive war against my job. If I’m wearing decent clothes and shoes they can’t possibly make me crawl around in those racks lifting boxes, right? I can just sit in my cube and drool all day long.

Anyone besides me ever give much thought to the fact that the walls of our cubes are padded? Think about that…

My boss is gone for the rest of the week leaving me in charge. Usually this means I’m overwhelmed with work, but I’m not even going to check on her stuff unless I absolutely have to. There is very few staff left that report to me anyway, so what’s the point? When she went to visit her family in France last year I was still fully staffed and then it was crazy trying to keep up with both of our jobs. Now, there is just the few angry folks that haven't found new jobs yet.

To make things interesting this morning we pretended we were a gang. Somehow our cart thingy was found over in Underwriting. How it got there and why, we do not know. After reminding the boys to lock the effin' doors when they leave we go over to get it back. So here's Mr. Kamil "I am going to stand here and look tough" Burns, Mr. Frank "You can tell I could kick your ass if I wanted to" Payne, and the lovely me. They had my back, you know how it goes. I'm sure they were all afraid of us over there, because they played stupid "Um..I dunno how it got over here..." and we stole it back.

I guess I should do some work or something.