Weekend Review

Horoscopes For Saturday: 3/11/2006
You're about to be on the receiving end of
some really wild news -- all of it positive. Expect the word to arrive from a
higher-up you weren't sure had ever noticed you, and to be amazed to discover
that you definitely haven't been ignored. Once that news sinks in, you may need
to make a decision -- a serious, wonderful decision. Prepare yourself for a
lovely bolt from the blue. Oh, and if it doesn't happen yesterday (when you wish
everything would happen) be patient. It's coming.

Alright, I’m waiting.

Horoscopes For Sunday: 3/12/2006
You've decided to shake off all remnants of
that serious attitude you were recently forced into taking on -- and not a
moment too soon. After all, you're a fire sign, and you have your reputation to
think of. It's time to have some fun, and that is definitely that. Your only
dilemma now will be which charming offer to accept and which to try postponing
until tomorrow -- or until next week, if absolutely necessary. We should all
have such problems.

Right. Sure. I’ll buy this.

Horoscopes For Today: 3/13/2006
It's time to think about what's important to
you -- but then, you don't need to be told that. It's probably been next to
impossible for you to focus on anything else. If there's any way for you to
excuse yourself from situations that might require you to force yourself to act
differently than how you really feel, better make arrangements bright and early
to be unavailable. Oh, and be prepared to handle some tricky joint financial
matters, too.

Amen.