Ghetto Lovin'
I went home for lunch today so I could eat in peace and quiet. When I left the house one of my neighbor’s friends was peering over my fence looking at me while I was locking the front door.
[him to a friend]: Heeeeey, she’s hella cute.
He stops peeking over the fence and walks out to the street.
I walk out through the yard to the street where my car is parked, wondering how to avoid this.
[him to me]: Heeey, you’re a hella cute woman. I like cute women.
[me]: Thanks.
I start to unlock my car door.
[him to me]: What? You don’t like men? You got a girlfriend or somethin’?
[me]: No, I gotta go.
I drive off quickly.
I wanted to say, “No, I like men but you are a five foot tall gangster kid with gold teeth and ridiculous looking chains around your neck.”
I could have, but he probably would have shot me.
[him to a friend]: Heeeeey, she’s hella cute.
He stops peeking over the fence and walks out to the street.
I walk out through the yard to the street where my car is parked, wondering how to avoid this.
[him to me]: Heeey, you’re a hella cute woman. I like cute women.
[me]: Thanks.
I start to unlock my car door.
[him to me]: What? You don’t like men? You got a girlfriend or somethin’?
[me]: No, I gotta go.
I drive off quickly.
I wanted to say, “No, I like men but you are a five foot tall gangster kid with gold teeth and ridiculous looking chains around your neck.”
I could have, but he probably would have shot me.
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