3.15.2006

Horoscopes For Today: 3/15/2006
Thinking about how great it would be if
vacation time would suddenly, magically arrive? Well, you do have certain
options: You can arrange for a mini-break in the action -- and if you have
someone who's game to play hooky with you, that might not be such a bad idea.
Aren't you due for a day off, anyway? Hey, your mental health is just as
important as your physical health, so it's just as important to tend to it as
carefully. Go ahead. Call in.

These get emailed to my work email address every morning. Tragic thing because if they were sent to my home email I might actually get the good advice in a timely manner. How can I call in sick when I’m already here. Hmm…I could have some sort of accident, maybe? Papercut infection? Carpel tunnel syndrome? Post traumatic stress? Brain atrophy?