Day 2 - Claim You're Jesus Day

This sort of thing works better if it is a Sunday, but Day 2 fell on a Monday.

I went to work on Monday with every intention of proselytizing all day long to my co-workers but being an Atheist it sort of never panned out that way. In the end, I claimed I was Jesus (say this out loud with Hispanic pronuciation). That's right, just plain ol' Jesus.

Unfortunately, no one bought the idea and it was pretty lame.

What do you expect for a Monday?