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YOUR SCORE: 46 Wow, you have some major damage control that needs to be done. We didn’t think that people would need this much work, but we are happy to accommodate! Your treatment could take several visits, but this procedure will work wonders on you. The toxic memories that you harbor will be erased, leaving you with a whole new lease on life. These people and situations that haunt you have controlled your life for too long, call Lacuna today to get your fresh start!

Let us know if you are interested in our Tortured Soul level membership card. Just pay a yearly rate and this card will get you a discount on all of our services, even the most in-depth procedures we offer!! In addition to our monthly publication, you will be eligible for our bimonthly drawing for a buy one get one free procedure. (Offer valid if the procedure is of equal or lesser value than that of the purchased one)