3.9.2006

Horoscopes For Today: 3/9/2006
You've been on a roll, and it's been great fun, hasn't it? You've been working hard, playing hard and being easy to get along with -- especially since you've been able to get the results you've wanted. You're still feeling mellow, but you'll need to be a bit more assertive today. It's okay. It's about time for your loved ones to see a bit of that charming, fiery personality. Right about now, they may be scratching their heads.

Does this mean it’s time to turn on ‘the bitch’?
For those of you that missed it, and I know there are none of you, I am just as neurotic as ever, I’m just hiding it better.

For example: My car smells like ass and rotten milk. A drunk guy knocked over someone’s coffee drink (not sure what it was) in the back seat of my car. I didn’t know until several days later when it started to smell bad. A friend had suggested taking coffee grounds and rubbing them in the carpet to make it smell better. I blew the idea off at the time but yesterday when I went to the Post Office to check my mail I received a package from Java City in the mail. When I went to my stinky ass car and opened the package there were coffee grounds inside. (Yeah, I don’t know why.) I took this as a sign to deodorize my car and did so right in the parking lot at the Post Office. Now I have to remember to vacuum it all up…

Today, when I came to work and immediately started sneezing I realized that I am in fact allergic to this job. I quickly stripped my entire cubicle and shelving and dusted and scrubbed it down until…well, just now. I still want to sneeze, but at least it is clean. Some people were curious though, as I tossed all my belongings in the garbage (using the theory that if I hadn’t touched it in over a month then I probably don’t need it), if I had finally decided to quit.