3.22.06

Horoscopes For Today: 3/22/2006
Most of us here on planet number three don't
deal well with change. Fortunately, there are fire signs like yours who just
love it and are happy to provide us with living examples of how great change can
be. Keep those facts in mind today while you're trying to deal with others who
aren't quite so open to last minute modifications in their carefully planned
schedules. They may not be kindred spirits, but they're fellow humans. Be
merciful.

I don’t recall ever being good with change either. I just take things as they come.

Last night I had sex dreams that Mary-Kate and Ashley were getting it on with another chick (no idea who). It was uh…very graphic. Those girls are downright nasty in my subconscious.

I’m also losing my voice. I can make squeaking sounds. I can cough. I can talk a bit but my voice is very gravelly sounding and itches. Ick.

I’m going to sit at work with headphones on (my universal sign that says “don’t talk to me because I’m not listening”) while I drink my coffee and maybe actually get some work done for once. I’ve been working on this possible prescription fraud thing that is sucking the life out of me. I have three subpoenas pending that are overdue. I have a million boxes of stuff to review.