Weekend according to the stars

Horoscopes For Saturday: 2/4/2006
Just like the rest of us, you went overboard during the holidays, and knowing impulsive little you, it's probably surprising you didn't even go further than you did. It's time now to sit down and look things over, though, with an eye toward creating -- and sticking to -- a nice, stable budget. Now stop giggling. You can do it. Besides, aren't you trying to save up for a vacation?

Wait – What are you trying to say here? I’m spending FOR the vacation.

Horoscopes For Sunday: 2/5/2006
Angry? Wishing the world would just leave you alone and stop handing over choices you don't feel ready to make? The good news is that you have options. You can arrange for a break in the action, and you'll definitely be able to find someone in a similar mood who'll be game to play hooky with you. Oh, well. You're due for a day off, anyway. Put some distance between you and whoever or whatever is irritating you.

My luck didn’t hold up as well as promised. I took my frustration to Chuck E Cheese and beat up small children and stole their tokens. Wait, that was just a fantasy. I did go to Chuck E Cheese and play a lot of games though.

Horoscopes For Today: 2/6/2006
This is probably one of your favorite times of the year. Everyone is a bit more sociable -- and even the meekest among us are a lot more willing to try something new, at least once. Now, you've never needed any prodding when it comes to experimentation, so you'll be even more impetuous, impulsive and risk-loving than usual. Sure, it's hard to believe, but it's true, and you'll enjoy every minute -- especially now that you have a playmate who's equally game.

I’m giddy with the thought!