10.24.2005

Weekend according to the stars

Horoscopes For Today: 10/22/2005
Suddenly in the mood to stay at home? Well, don't offer up any apologies, even if you'd previously made a promise to head out with someone who's been trying to pin you down to an actual date for weeks. Putter around the kitchen, make your place your own again -- even if that just means rearranging the living room furniture -- and get to know the dog again. You might even feel so domestic that you call that family member who's been pouting lately.

Did I have a choice but to stay home? Car still broken down…

Horoscopes For Today: 10/23/2005
There's quite a sociable day on your agenda, thanks to an affable astrological assembly, unanimously intent on making things as easy on you as possible. If you've missed out on any of the good gossip that's been going around lately (not that you ordinarily indulge in such things, of course), here's your chance to catch up. Do keep in mind, however, there's far more than chatting on the menu: Say, more than just a touch of intense romance, for example?

Didn’t happen. I only got out of the house to take my car to the mechanic and to get a rental car.


Horoscopes For Today: 10/24/2005
Ever watch a cat toy with a catnip mouse? You know (and they most certainly know) that it's not a real mouse, but that doesn't mean the game is any less fun, or that they throw themselves into it with less enthusiasm. The game is the point -- not the toy. Think of the game you're playing now with a certain someone in the same way, but be humane. Convey to your 'toy' that it really is only a game -- if for no other reason than to assuage your conscience.

What the hell is this? I’m going to start reading horoscopes from other signs because none of them have made sense for over a month now…

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