10.20.05

Horoscopes For Today: 10/20/2005
Two possible scenarios are on the agenda. First, a wonderfully entertaining individual will charm you right out of your fiery little shoes with not much more than a word, a glance or a gesture you'll find immensely attractive ... okay, irresistible. Second, someone could try to manipulate you into dealing with something that's never been at the top of your top ten favorite list: teeny, picky details you see as not just unimportant, but also extremely irritating. If they arrive at the same time, make yourself scarce. It's got to be better in the long run.


Well damnit, something good had better happen really, really soon because I am DYING here. My car is broken down. My bank account is breaking down. My bills are piling up. I sleep alone at night. Actually, I sit around awake at night alone wishing I was sleeping. My family are all going AWOL. My ex wants to sue me for custody of our daughter. I was over an hour late for work today. My daughter was over 30 minutes late for school. I am completely overwhelmed at work. So where the FUCK is my wonderfully entertaining individual and can he give me a ride to work?