Amusing Myspace Emails

Yesterday:

From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 5, 2006 2:03 PM

Subject: ?

Body:

Can I ask you something?

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To: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 5, 2006 2:21 PM

Subject: RE: ?

Body:
yes?

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From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 5, 2006 2:31 PM

Subject: RE: RE: ?

Body:

Would you go to the event on my page?

It feels to trendy! I don't know, I'm just having trouble getting people to go!

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I didn't respond.

Tonight:
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From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 9:45 PM

Subject: ?

Body:
Maybe it was a dumb question!

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To: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 9:59 PM

Subject: RE: ?

Body:

heh...i would have...until the 10000000000 bulletins that blocked anything anyone else had to say.

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From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 10:13

Subject: RE: RE: ?

Body: LOL....Gotta love myspace!

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From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 10:22 PM

Subject: RE: RE: ?

Body:

So whats the deal?
You really like your pictures?
Or dose reality cover you from time to time?

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To: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 10:26 PM

Subject: RE: RE: RE: ?

Body: yes, i look exactly like a marble statue sprawled across the floor in a museum in paris.

would i lie?

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From: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 10:29 PM

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: ?

Body:

Great, did I really set myself up for that?
I did mean your other photo's....
I guess trying to sound cool on the internet is like coming in first place at the Special Olympics! I'm still just a retard!

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To: NAME DELETED BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT FUCKED UP

Date: Jun 6, 2006 10:45 PM

Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: ?

Body:

Sorry, it was hard to resist.
And no, I don't look like that. I payed a stunt double to take myspace pictures.

Ok, sorry. Now that I've gotten that out of my system I'll be nice now.

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WHY DOESN'T HE ANSWER ME?!