Aislin's new baby brother?

Well, it's official. Josh and Britney may not be able to speak to each other but she is having the baby. Sometimes I feel bad for him when I watch him mope around the house and moan "oh Britney" all day long. Other times I feel like smacking him upside the head for getting a 17 year old pregnant after a three week relationship which at the end he was supposedly happy to be out of. Now he says he wants to be with her and loves her (huh?) and who really knows. She won't even talk to him. Hopefully they will get it resolved. But hey -- Aislin is going to get the baby brother she has always wanted!

Aislin: Mommeeee, can I have a baby brother?
Me: You have a sister.
Aislin: Nooooo, I want a brother.
Me: Aislin, Mommy can't have anymore babies. My baby making stuff is broken.
Aislin: Mommeeeeeeeeee
Me: (jokingly) Ask your dad. He can make babies.
Josh: No way, Aislin. Daddy's not having anymore kids.

(The next day)

(Josh walks to my car shaking and freaking out.)
Josh: Oh my god, we have to talk.
Me: Why?
Josh: Well, you remember that girl I was seeing before I left for L.A.?
Me: No.
Josh: Well, she's pregnant and she says it can only be mine.
Me: (inside I'm laughing and I know that is cruel) Oh. Aislin will finally get her brother!
Josh: Shut-up, it's not funny!