Day 15 - Dump Your Partner for The Day

Easy enough, this happens every other day for the most part.

It started out quite innocently enough though:
"hey, I have to dump you today"
"why?"
"its the day to do that"
"but it's just for the day?"
"yeah"
"can we have makeup sex?"
"tomorrow"
"midnight?"
"ok"
"can we have breakup sex now?"
"sure"

(*sigh* isn't he romantic, girls?)

The day passed uneventfully and I invited him back over for dinner that night. We drank an entire bottle of wine - something that hasn't been accomplished since our first date - and that should have told me that something was up since he doesn't really drink and he has no reason to get me drunk. It's not like I'm some girl he needs to liquor up to take advantage of. We had makeup sex. I wanted coffee and donuts so I drove up to Yum Yum and meanwhile he was apparently raping my computer again and checking all my outgoing email. He found an email I had sent weeks ago (while we were once again not seeing each other) telling the recipient that I had had a dream about him (and involving various other people, Temperance and Matt included). The email also hinted that the dream had sexual undertones (although I never directly stated it and the dream really did not involve any particular intercouse so to speak...)

He of course threw a fit and left. He did not care that it might bother me that he had once again violated my privacy by going through my email. Again.

Will update if things get better.