8.25.05 (6 Days until Payday)

Horoscopes For Today: 8/25/2005
Consistency is a virtue, especially when it comes to cold, hard cash. In fact, it would be very virtuous of you to take a look at any consistently unhealthy ways you have of dealing with money. It would be even more edifying for you and your checkbook if you started to plan ways that you could deal with your money on a consistently healthy and functional basis rather than some patterns that may have recently come into play.

HAHAHAHAhahahaa...er...what? I know how to ask for spare change...